Just found out my tumblr has been posting things about earning money. That is not me my tumblr got hacked. Sorry if anyone got spammed with the posts.

So here’s the deal. Monopoly is back at Mcdonalds and so far I have a park place piece and am willing to split $1 million with whomever has the boardwalk piece. If you do feel free to message me.

So it was April 20th and our friend the dirty hobo was looking for some weed to buy even though he had no money. He couldn’t find anyone to front him any. So he went to the weed store and asked where he could find the freshest kind of weed. The store clerk told him if he went into the deepest part of the amazon jungle he would find the freshest weed for free. So the hobo started his walk into the dark and dangerous jungle. The first thing he came across was a talking baboon. He asked the baboon where he could find the weed the clerk was telling him about. The baboon told him he will only give him a hint only if he spanked him hard 10 times. So the hobo did this and the baboons pleasurable screams could be heard for miles. After finally being fully pleasured by the hobo’s hands the baboon told him to follow the thickest patch of trees for 10 more miles and he will find the weed he desires. So the hobo journeyed further. Soon the hobo found himself in a large opening and in the middle of the opening was a talking snake. He asked the snake where he could find the best weed. The snake told him he will tell him where to go if he stroked him for 10 minutes. So he did, and the snakes pleasurable hisses could be heard for miles. The snake told him to go a little further and he would soon come across a bridge. Across that bridge he would find the weed. The hobo finally came to the bridge and he could see the weed. Before he could cross the ghost of Bob Marley appeared to him. Bob Marley tells him he must answer a riddle before crossing. The riddle was “What helps you clear your head and is green”. Answering with a smile the hobo said “weed of course”. Bob Marley’s ghost vanished with a smile on his face. The hobo quickly crossed the bridge and picked out the finest and best smelling weed. But the hobos happiness all the sudden ended. He didn’t have anything to smoke the weed out of. Then he thought bag to how big the baboons ass was and thought, “maybe I can smoke it out of him!”. The hobo quickly ran back to the baboon and pleaded with the baboon to let him smoke it out of his ass. Already high the baboon agreed to let him do this. With a lighter and his weed in hand he filled up the baboon’s hole and lit it, and inhaled from the other end. By the end of the day the hobo was high and happy.